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Ghostface Killah: 4th Annual Top 10 Softest Rappers In The Game

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Thursday, 22 September 2011
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Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules aka Volcano Hands aka Cocaine Biceps namsayin. Ya boy is back in the building once again. Yall already kno what it is son. Its that time a year where we honor the softest muthafuckas in the game…the niggas thats so light in the ass that if you kick them they probably float into outer space namsayin. These the muthafuckas that could jus cut the tip of they fingers to pour syrup on ya pancakes for you. These the niggas we recognizin today son. Word is bond yo. You could scratch these niggas witta cotton ball b. Straight up.

Lessgo…

10. KREAYSHAWN

Oh wait…my bad son….that one aint her…

Aight here she is yo…

This broad coulda been #1 on this list…but she technically female…so I aint really kno how to approach that shit son. I mean…Tone dont really like no brolic ass chicks neither namsayin. Word n I dont need no broad to be confusin me on some Rah Digga shit neither yo. Dont get me wrong tho…this broad is wack as every single fuck known to man…..but I aint sweatin her softness like that nahmean. That aint the problem son. The problems that she been causin that shit to spread like wildfire yo. Theres even niggas in the industry thats gettin drawn into this bullshit nahmean. Word is bond…I mean…it aint no big shock that the emperor of softness hisself…you might kno the nigga as Aubrey….aka The Kitten Whisperer…jus LOVES her shit son. In the meantime that fool Ricky Ross been talkin in interviews bout how he gon put up 50 Gs to “mess up her whole week” namsayin…cos she was makin jokes bout the nigga bein kinda “chubby” n shit like that. I mean I fucks wit that nigga Rozay’s music namsayin…but I dont wanna see the nigga gettin baited into bickerin wit some 4 ft tall white broad n talkin like he gon have the bitch executed when ey’body kno that that shit aint gon happen. The gods issues wit this muthafucka go a little deeper than jus her music namsayin. This broad gon open up the floodgates for all types a softassnigganess…mainly from white dudes who rock cornrows n braids or trailer park bitches who seen Set it Off one too many times namsayin. Which gon bring us to..

9. V-Nasty

This that wigger brude who rolls wit KREAYSHAWN….jus in case you aint up on all the wackest fake shit out there namsayin. Aint like I wanna give either a these NIGGAS more shine…but that broad KREAYSHAWN gon be a household name regardless yo. Muthafuckas jus love some wack ass shit…so she gon be famous for a hot ass minute son. But this V-Nasty brude probably gon disappear off the map a lot sooner than that yo. This muthafucka is devoid of talent, looks….talent….or anything else that would bring her dumb ass some success namsayin. Listen to her bullshit ass music if you think Im playin son…

When I hear shit like this I jus be thinkin “Wow…this bitch might actually be retarded yo”. If you read the youtube comments you see ratchet ass shit like…

“v’nasty qoesx so hard for a white girl (:”

“Don’t need a pass to say nigga. Shut your bitch mouths you wanna have a word to yourselfs to fucking bad NIGGA! Ill say what I want and im white as fuck. and yes Ill say that straight to yo black face NIGGA”

“Omgee VNasty Be Going Hammmm I Dont Car What NOBODY Says Team V-Nasty

Ayo this jus some ignorant music for soft ass ignorant muthafuckas yo. Get this shit the fuck outta here son.

8. MTV RiFF RaFF

Speakin of white dudes wit cornrows n braids….Nah ya eyes aint deceivin you par…If you aint never hearda this cornball ass muthafucka before its probably cos you dont hang out in trailer parks or search “WACKEST SHIT ON EARTH” on google enough namsayin. Son….we was mad at Vanilla Ice back in the 90s yo. This muthafucka is like the T-1000 version of Vanilla Ice my nigga. Newwww…..Improoooooved Vanilla Ice. I quit. I never thought I was gon see a white boy coon this fuckin hard EVER son. This muthafucka musta been injected wit the blood of Soulja Boy in his sleep yo. Son look like he a failed experiment that was designed by the government to spy on niggas in Magnolia Projectsn n shit….in 1998. The level of wackness this muthafucka capable of could probably make Fubu visors rain from the sky b. This muthafucka could probably cross his arms n blink n have you wearin a G-Unit sweatsuit without you knowin it son. Look at this cracker son…
Not only did this powder coon get a MTV logo tatted on his neck…but he actually got a BET logo n a World Star one to go wit it. On his actual flesh son…FOR. EV. ER. Nah yo…fuck this cracker, fuck his pulse, n fuck his heartbeat….fuck his moms, his kids, his unborn…I dont give a fuck yo. I dont be wishin death upon nobody but this muthafucka need to die son.

7. Game
This nigga always goin outta his way to make it hard to like him b. Niggas already gave up on tryin to get this muthafucka to stop actin like a damn goupie yo. He gon dickride…whatever I guess. He wanna namedrop still…*shrug*. He wanna throw rocks then hide his hand…hey..what ya gon do rite? Im sayin yo…niggas done FORGAVE this muthafucka for nonstop wack shit b. Word is bond.
I mean…niggas looked the other way when that Change Of  Hearts shit footage popped up.
Niggas tried to ignore the fact that son use to rock thongs n strip for doe.
Then the nigga got a butterfly tatted on his damn face….
But somebody musta told the nigga that that shit was mad fruity (SURPRISE NIGGA!)…So he probably got to thinkin “Ayo Imma cover that shit up witta Dodgers logo yo….Dre gon love that shit” But you could still see the butterfly underneath it so son was was like…”Ayo why dont I throw a big ass red star on that too…Dre gon love that shit”.  Niggas of course gave that shit a pass too yo. So jus to push his luck a little more..the nigga was like..”Hmmm maybe I should start rockin a red mohawk yo….Dre gon love that shit”. Niggas STILL tried to ignore that shit b. What more does this nigga want from us yo? All that cryin he done did in interviews…the bullshit beefin…squeezin hisself into the picture…jockin niggas styles…SON. Im sayin tho…this emotional ass nigga need to figure his life out.
6. Brandy’s Brother
Ayo Tone does not fuck wit this niggas music one bit son. But apparently he still singin his heart out n tryin to stay relevant yo. This niggas most famous joint is one he did wit Yung Berg….I mean…that shit kinda says it all b. But this nigga got into some kinda squabble wit Fabolous in Vegas a few days ago…before the Mayweather fight. Niggas is sayin he got walloped… meanwhile he sayin he beat Fabs ass down before the nigga went on stage to perform yo. I cant call it cos I wasnt there tho namsayin. All I kno is Brandys brother went on a rampage on the radio n on some video n shit…talmbout he gon send niggas to come rape Fab if he aint apologize by sundown or some shit like that. I dont kno what kinda nigga got rape goons on deck like that…but apparently Brandy related to a nigga who do. Son was basically talkin like he a made nigga tho…jus cos his sister be buyin him mad cars n shit like that. Nigga we get it…ya big sister holdin you down n buyin you all that luxurious shit you cant afford on ya own. Ayo Brandy dont gotta prove nothin else namsayin. She had her run. She good nahmean. But you been doin backstrokes in Lake Mediocre for ya whole career b. Have a seat nigga.
5. Medium Sean
This nigga is a diva son. All this nigga dreams bout is bein famous n havin shiny shit to wear. Thats basically all the nigga talks bout in his songs too. Son that shit is tired yo…….wheels. You been slippin b….eels. I said you slippin b….peels. You sound like a bitch….squeals. Grow up nigga….heels. Niggas dont got time for all that  basic ass shit you doin son. You jussa half trick pony yo. Fuckouttahere……….Foxy Brown career.
4. Yung Berg
Ayo the god jus read some shit the other day bout how this nigga done squashed his beef wit Ne-Yo. Lemme repeat that shit for yall muthafuckas one time… I said this nigga jus squashed his beef wit NE-YO son. As in this nigga…
First off…if them two niggas is havin issues wit each other… that aint no beef son. That shit is LAMB. Them two niggas was jus lambin yo. Straight up. Far as what that shit was all bout…I got no fuckin idea son. I dont mean no disrespect to the nigga Ne-Yo…son is what he is. But what more you gon say bout this nigga Berg? Son is a L-caholic my nigga. This niggas been sucklin on the titty of failure for way too long yo. Son aint tryin to pass the torch to the nex nigga at all b. When this nigga sits down in the morning to eat his Alpha-Bits that shit is all L’s son. This niggas failure success rate is off the charts nahmean. Sons kinda like the Hov of wack niggas namsayin.
3. Soulja Boy
Aka the young Wally Amos. Not only is this nigga one a the softest creatures in existence…he probably the stupidest muthafucka to ever set foot on earth too. This coon spit his struggle bars on some wack ass joint called  “Let’s Be Real” a little while back…. n his hoe ass had the nerve to actually say “Fuck the FBI and FUCK ALL THE ARMY TROOPS”. Son. “Fuck the FBI”…cool…whatever…but hold up yo. “Fuck all the army troops” b? Like forreal son? Its bad enough that this bojangles ass muthafucka been jugglin chicken drumsticks n watermelons on records for half a damn decade now….but now he wanna get political? This niggas moms mussa fed the muthafucka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo…cos he fuckin beyond stupid yo. Son was definitely an ass birth b.
2.Wiz Khalifa-Rose
Aka Wiz Khagina. This lesbian nigga gotta 4th degree black belt in save-ya-ho namsayin. Son done made that shit a artform yo. Any real nigga can tell that this dude is a straight trick tho. This nigga definitely a “carry a bouquet of roses between his teeth while he climb up the fire escape to the crib of a broad he met 2 hours ago to pay her phone bills n vacuum her living room while she at work” type a nigga b.  He a lame who jus happens to smoke some weed n got hisself  inked up to cover up the fact that he a clown. This nigga probably knows how to do the Charleston n shit son. Son can probably quote Macbeth n shit b. But he gon act like he was a straight hoodlum his whole life yo. This nigga instagrammed his whole existence son. I need this nigga to fix hisself asap yo. That Amber Rose rescue aint really help nothin tho. Ayo Wiz…why cant you be more like ya brother Spitta?
1. YMCMB
As in ey’body in Young Money that aint Jae Millz, Cory Gunz or Mack Maine…jus to clarify that shit. But the rest a these muthafuckas is like the X-Men of soft ass muthafuckas son. Yall already kno that nigga Drake is the human electric slide b. This the type a cornball ass nigga who pulls up in the McDonalds drive thru to order a smile wit his meals nahmean. When he aint craftin summa the most bitchmade songs known to man he probably spends his time twirlin round in prairies n braiding blades of grass together to make clothes for wild animals n stupid shit like that yo. Nigga probably swings his window shutters open in the morning n has birds n squirrels crawlin up his curtains while he sings songs to them n shit. You might catch that nigga in the forest playin a harp or sumthin namsayin. Son probably got pictures on his walls of miniature babies sittin in fruit bowls n sproutin from gardens n shit like that. That muthafucka mussa got bit by a radioactive butterfly one day namsayin. Word is bond. Ayo son…there aint a number invented by man that could count how many times I felt like slappin the shit outta a nigga for sayin that Nicki Minaj got talent b. All I kno is I need that broad to get 5000% the fuck outta here son. And them Lil Twist n Chuckee muthafuckas is barely outta diapers b. These niggas still use bibs n sippy cups yo. Young Money might be the only label that got a jungle gym in they offices b.  Then you got that nigga Tyga…who’s jus a straight crumpet muthafucka son. That nigga probably holds his hands over his mouth when he laughs yo. That 27 lb muthafucka look like he crawls round on mountains followin Sam n Frodo on his spare time son.  Ayo but somebody explain to me what Gudda Gudda’s purpose in life is b. Gudda is the most dead weight nigga in any crew since Meeno was in Harlem World yo. That muthafucka makes City Spud n Murphy Lee seem like Beans n Free. Did this nigga save Weezy’s life or some shit b? Speakin of that nigga… That brings us to the gardener of wackness hisself yo…Weezy “Fenomenal” Baby. Ayo son…you was rhymin like a fuckin moron on ya last album b…I cant lie yo. But that shit still had some decent joints on it. So the god aint gon pretend like he bout to stop listenin to ya shit. But you need to drop like 87% of the muthafuckas you been signin to ya label b. I see you still makin wack moves tho…cos you jus signed coon extraordinaire T-Pain. Ayo I give up son. Get these McNiggas the fuck outta here par.
Aight peace.

  • C.

    The greatest list of wack ass rappers put together by the god himself.
    Bravo

  • Zeek Abraham

    Holy Shit, I’ve never heard so much Racism come out of a black man’s written words. Ghost Face, you’re an idiot. #11 Ghost Face

  • Ten 10

    This satire, so let’s not take it too seriously. Every single person he’s named is wack as fuck and offer NOTHING to the genre. And anyone who thinks they do, is a product of the wackness and softness that these cornballs spew on the radio and I feel sorry for you. They’re makin these records just for YOU. Lol

    You may not like the way Ghost served it up, but everyoneof these fools deserve to be on this list!!

  • Coolin

    shit is too funny i was laughin my ass off the whole time. i could read shit like this all day and i dont even like readin.

  • fyi stay on mygrind

    i agree wit some of the wack mfers on here but wiz my nigga.

  • j.

    alright. read that shit. shit’s good. still stand by my shit. shit makes more sense finding out it’s ghost ghost. but shit, shit needs to grow. your kids don’t always turn out to be what you want’em to be. and if you want your kids to grow up doing all the stupid shit you did, well, what kind of parent does that make you? whatever. old muhfuckers always gonna hate, and young cats will always think aligning themselves with the old cats make them “real.” for the record, i either don’t like none of these cats, or ever even heard ’em. fuck game for real. but i’ma throw some fuel on the shit talk fire: pac was a fake thug too. him being elevated is the same ignorance that makes the cats on this list blow. (wtf am i on a hip hop forumn for–man i’m doing everything possible to procrastinate today)

    • Yeah Yeah

      You miss the entire point of this….

  • j.

    i didn’t even need to get past the first one before i had to address you. first off, do you really talk like you write?? you’re a fucking stereotype. two, you want a girl to be hard?? you’re on the down low, fool. here is an example of one of hip hop’s many problems (and i hate to say hip hop, cuz it’s really rap’s problems, but more and more “hip hop” is being subjugated by a bunch of idiot ass rappers; but i digress) everybody has to appeal to that which is most base within us, the lowest common denominator. extrapolate that idea; what’s the outcome? violent, uneducated, animalistic people. all who think (more like, don’t think) in this way is a plague to urban peoples everywhere.

    • Trollololol

      Have you legitimately never heard of the concept of satire? Ever? I feel like you have to be pretty damn small for this shit to go over your head.

  • J R

    Hey yo Tone your observation of the softness and wackness is not only on point but I laugh so hard my wife has to come and see what I’m laughing about. Hey yo she don’t even fuk wit hip-hop like that but when I read the Soulja Boy joint from the 3rd Annual list, man she was laughing like we was watching Kevin Heart. The Watch the Throne reveiw was good to I couldn’t even listen to the shit all the way through. Hey Ghost stay up you represent hip-hop from a perspective that disappearing….pulling up in a sick whip with a joint off of IRONMAN, SUPREME CLIENTEL, ONLY BUILT 4 CUBAN LINKS….man you know THAT REAL.

    PEACE GOD

  • Quincy Edwards

    Kill em Ghost. As far as Ghost being a hater, come on man. If anyone, anyone has a right to sit in judgement over other MC’s, it’s the members of the Wu. Straight classic, legendary MC’s man. And another thing; everyone that disagrees with obviously wack shit is a “hater”? Fuck it then; I’m your huckleberry too.

  • Truth

    Wow. Haters gon’ hate, I guess. Right?

  • abab

    KNOCK EM OUT THE BOX GHOST!

  • Anonymous

    Another great blog. At least someone has the balls to call out these fake motherfuckers. I could have done without listening to that v-nasty link though. I have no words to describe that shit. Just unbelievably bad. I have to go listen to some real rap before I vomit in disgust. As for the comments left on youtube, it’s just ignorance. I’m white, but would never say anything like that, or listen to that “music”. Give me Nas, Wu-Tang, Biggie, Pac, Big L, or DMX over any of these guys any day. Also, that number 5 post was fucking hilarious, but also sad because that’s what hip-hop has actually been reduced to…

  • titan skill

    Ghost done went in again. Slow down son u killn em. Nah fu@k it speed up. Somebody gotta go in on these cocktail fruit azz niggaz. And these niggaz won’ta catch feelings like, oh ghost haten, u a hater. Nah the god just anti soft azz weak szit, I feel like how he feel. Real hip hop lives, death to this fake szit. I’m out

  • Dainja

    I thoroughly enjoyed the comedy. But you are a serious hater…and slightly evil too. I pretty much agree with most of what you said about their wackness…but you went too far when you wished death on the white dude. That was just pure hateful. What did he do to you? All in all tho…I still laughed my ass off. I enjoyed the comedy and your realness. But you need Jesus. Oh..and I have been a great fan of your music since ’92. 100.

    • Quincy Edwards

      He ruins the culture and puts a bad name on something others have worked hard to establish creditability for. If someone came along and demeaned or defaced something you truly love, wouldn’t you feel the same? That’s probably why Ghost wished death on the waste of flesh.

  • @CheezymaneEvent

    Abt time somebody called out Game on his Estrogen filled persona!!! TF happened to d guy dat gav us d Documentary???

  • Megalogist

    my dude. i’m glad that real listeners still exist in the world. you just smashed the fuck outta the nail that is the metaphor for whack ass rappers. i’m sorry that some niggas like this faggot callin you a cheerleader feel that the only reason you should like an artist is because of how much money they’re makin. keep doin you son.

  • SLICK BLAK

    ROTFL @ YMCMB!

  • Anonymous

    holy shit yo i cant breathe… holy shit lmao!!!

  • Anonymous

    MY NIGGA U ARE DA DEFINITON OF A HATER HOW BOUT NIGGAZ GET THERE MONEY UP AND STOP WATCHEN NIGGAZ GETTIN IN DA GAME U SOUND LIKE A FAT CHEERLEADER THAT NOBODY WANTS TO FUC WIT, REAL GEEZ DO BLOG ABOUT FAKE NIGGAZ THEY COMMENT SUCKA!!

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